Dead fang on HORMA ground

You kneel before Fang'rai Yun.
Fuyuu Valeureux: She was a brave and strong warrior, she shall be missed.
Kopi Dy performs a merry step dance for Fang'rai Yun.
You weep in sorrow before Fang'rai Yun.
Kopi Dy: may I keep her apparels?
Kopi Dy: such a waste
Fuyuu Valeureux: I'm sure she'd agree
Kopi Dy: where are her feet?
Fuyuu Valeureux: that's how she died
Kopi Dy: what an awful mutilation. whatever killed her, was probably an evil and unforgiving creature
Fang'rai Yun: AVENGE ME
Fuyuu Valeureux: it was Alex
Fuyuu Valeureux: his axe slipped off his hands
Fuyuu Valeureux: and landed on Fang's legs
Kopi Dy: did you hear that voice!?!?!?!?!?!
Fuyuu Valeureux: oh, I tought it was the thunder! D:
Kopi Dy: her body lies here, but her spirit is still claiming for revenge. We shall avenge you, oh golden warrior
You nod to Kopi Dy.
Kopi Dy: should we arrange a burial, or just kick her down and leave the vultures do the rest?
Fuyuu Valeureux: I aim't touching no corps!!!
Kopi Dy: you got a stick? it would help dropping her down
Kopi Dy: or this
Fang'rai Yun: I will go with the sun! … or hte chocobos.
Fuyuu Valeureux: I thinkg the gold would be too hard to push
Fuyuu Valeureux: and break the stick
[1]<Fuyuu Valeureux> there's a golden corps on Horma's yard. Should I call the cops?
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> wat
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> Imma come check it out
[1]<Fang'rai Yun> >_>
[1]<Kopi Dy> didn't you notice the smell?
[1]<Kopi Dy> we could, from our house!
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> D:
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> dangit, not again
[1]<Fuyuu Valeureux> ;;;;;
[1]<Kopi Dy> over your stable
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> :< damn, so I see
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> we just can't get rid of that corpse
[1]<Kopi Dy> why not?
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> it seems to keep coming back
[1]<Kopi Dy> I think we heard a voice too
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> Living Dead, like that new DRK skill
[1]<Kopi Dy> it said "avenge me"
[1]<Fuyuu Valeureux> omg, I just examined it
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> Fangggehhhh D: save me!
[1]<Kopi Dy> the corpse has no feet
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> fluffy!
[1]<Fang'rai Yun> from what o_o
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> careful fluffy
[1]<Fang'rai Yun> I dunno this is pretty hilarious. I don't know if I can just leave.
[1]<Umi Mondgottin> ;-;
Kopi Dy pokes Fang'rai Yun.
Fuyuu Valeureux: we found cause of death
Kopi Dy: it's cold
Umi Mondgottin gently pats Fang'rai Yun.
Kopi Dy: the skin is burned, like she was electrocuted to death
Fuyuu Valeureux: Alex's axe slipped of his hands and landed on the body's legs. Chopped em right off!
Umi Mondgottin: better take crime scene photos
Kopi Dy: but then, why doesn't she have feet?
Fuyuu Valeureux: well, Alex stole em!
Umi Mondgottin: what a fang
Umi Mondgottin: so dead
Kopi Dy: who was the last person to see her alive?
Umi Mondgottin: I believe she was last with Sophie and Raein
Kopi Dy: Hmmm.
Seraphina Weisshart slaps Fang'rai Yun.
Seraphina Weisshart: god damn it fang

Kopi Dy: WAAAT?
Fang'rai Yun: nuu
Fang'rai Yun: lol
Seraphina Weisshart: OMFG
Umi Mondgottin: And that is how you float a body
Kopi Dy: that's some balance she has
Seraphina Weisshart: She has…..
Seraphina Weisshart: Perfect Balance
Umi Mondgottin: LMAO
Seraphina Weisshart bursts out laughing.
Kopi Dy: IT'S A GHOST
Kopi Dy pokes Fang'rai Yun.
Umi Mondgottin: great, now we have a haunted stable
Seraphina Weisshart: Rip in peace Fang
Alexander Dragneel: . . .
Fuyuu Valeureux: I dont think raise would work
Fang'rai Yun: >_>
Kopi Dy: you can either bury her
Kopi Dy: or let the vultures do the job
Seraphina Weisshart: Feed her to the chocos
Alexander Dragneel: fertilzer
Fang'rai Yun: I guess I can get up now lol
Kopi Dy: look at the bright side
Kopi Dy: her feet are back!
Umi Mondgottin: want me to raise you lol?
Kopi Dy: that's a miracle!
Fang'rai Yun: suuuuure lol
Alexander Dragneel: OMG
Alexander Dragneel: YOUR MOUTH MOVES
Alexander Dragneel: WHILE YOU'RE DEAD
Seraphina Weisshart: WHY DID YOU SWIFTCAST IT.
Fang'rai Yun: lol
Seraphina Weisshart: We could have trolled her
Fuyuu Valeureux: OMG WHAT
Fang'rai Yun looks shocked.
Seraphina Weisshart: I-I mean
Alexander Dragneel: aww
Seraphina Weisshart smiles at Fang'rai Yun.
Fang'rai Yun admires herself.
Kopi Dy: Welcome back. to life!
Umi Mondgottin claps for Fang'rai Yun.
Fang'rai Yun bows courteously to Umi Mondgottin.